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特现实的讽刺文案 精辟有道理 句句戳心!

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特现实的讽刺文案 精辟有道理 句句戳心!

一、原谅一个人很容易,再次信任一个人就没那么容易。

It is easy to forgive someone, but it is not so easy to trust someone again.

二、女人没有魅力才觉得男人花心,男人没有实力才觉得男人物质。

Women don think men are attractive until they have charm, while men don think men are material until they have strength.

三、小时候我们把玩具当朋友,长大了朋友拿我们当玩具。

When we were young, we used toys as our friends. when we grew up, our friends used us as toys.

四、人总是在吃肉的时候夸肉香,洗碗的时候骂碗脏。

People always praise the smell of meat when eating it and scold the bowl for being dirty when washing dishes.

五、有时关不上冰箱门,脚趾撞上了桌腿,临时出门找不到想要的东西,突然忍不住掉眼泪,你觉得大题小做,只有我自己知道为什么。

Sometimes I can close the refrigerator door, my toe hits the table leg, I can find what I want when I go out temporarily, and suddenly I can help crying. Do you think I know why?

六、现实中用真名说假话,网络上用假名说真话。

In reality, the real name is used to tell lies, while the fake name is used to tell the truth on the internet.

七、生活告诉我们有什么别的病,没什么别的钱动什么别动的情。

Life tells us what other diseases we have, and that there is nothing else to do with money.

八、大风刮倒梧桐树,自有旁人论长短。

If a strong wind blows down a plane tree, others will judge its length.

九、听故事的人总喜欢问后来呢,讲故事的人早以泪流满面。

People who listen to stories always like to ask later, and the storytellers burst into tears as early as possible.

十、有些失望是无可避免的但大部分的失望都是因为你高估了自己

Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself

十一、你越善解人意 就越没人在意你的委屈和脾气。

The more considerate you are, the less people care about your grievance and temper.

十二、人不能把钱带进坟墓,但钱却可以把人带进去。

People can take money into graves, but money can take people in.

十三、整天跟这个关系好 那个关系好,到头来在别人眼里算什么呢。

All day long, I have a good relationship with this and that, but in the end, I am nothing to others.

十四、人相处最怕的就是你不相信你看到的我 却相信别人口中的我

What people fear most is that you don believe what you see but I believe what others say about me.

十五、你并没有比别人多吃了多少苦你只是比别人矫情了许多

You have not suffered much more than others. You have only been more melodramatic than others.

十六、别说我变了,有句话叫拜你所赐

Don say I have changed, there is a saying that thanks to you

十七、提钱伤感情,不提钱又不行

Raising money hurts feelings, but not raising money.

十八、不是我俗,有钱真的很有安全感

Its not my custom. Being rich really makes me feel safe.

十九、最现实的是大家一提到钱就没那么亲热

The most realistic thing is that people are less affectionate when it comes to money.

二十、明明不是陌生人, 却装的比陌生人还陌生

Obviously not a stranger, but pretending to be stranger than a stranger

二十一、距离产生的不是美,而是诠释了不堪一击的爱情.

Distance does not produce beauty, but interprets fragile love.

二十二、小时候,哭着哭着,就笑了,长大了,笑着,笑着,就哭了。

As a child. Crying, crying, laughing, growing up, laughing, laughing, crying

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