1、如果有一天你受委屈了，请打电话给我，让我知道你也会有今天！
If one day you are wronged, please call me, let me know you will have today!
2、有一天下雨，有辆劳斯莱斯开过，溅了我一身水，当时我就发誓，等我有钱了一定要买一套雨衣。
One day when it rained, a Rolls Royce drove by and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that I would buy a raincoat when I had money.
3、当初清华有一个保送资格，我没去，一来是离家比较远，二来保送的不是我。
At the beginning, Tsinghua University had a recommendation qualification. I didn go there. On the one hand, it was far away from home. On the other hand, it was not me who came to escort.
4、生活总是会让你苦一阵子，不要心急，因为它还会让你苦上一辈子。
Life will always make you suffer for a while, don worry, because it will make you suffer for a lifetime.
5、为什么妈妈都不喜欢媳妇，而奶奶都喜欢孙媳妇？因为，敌人的敌人就是朋友。
Why don mothers like daughter-in-law, while grandmothers like granddaughter-in-law? Because the enemy of an enemy is a friend.
6、为了能够早日当上富二代，我每天都躺在床上等我爸富起来。
In order to be a rich second generation as soon as possible, I lay in bed every day waiting for my father to get rich.
7、有时候觉得自己变丑了，但拿出美颜相机后发现还是多虑了。
Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly, but after taking out the beauty camera, I find that I still worry too much.
8、你太喜欢生气了，你就应该多和灭火器谈恋爱。
If you are too angry, you should fall in love with fire extinguisher.
9、我就像一个公主一样，每天都有骑士带着吃的来看我，唯一不同的是，我的骑士需要配送费。
Im like a princess. Every day a knight comes to see me with food. The only difference is that my knight needs a delivery fee.
10、我没有资格和你说白头偕老，因为还没到白发我可能就全秃了。
I don have the right to talk to you about growing old together, because I may be totally bald before I get gray hair.
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