英语笑话，附中文翻译：
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me...THEY MUST BE GODS!!!!!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me....I MUST BE A GOD.
狗在想，嘿，这些和我住在一起的人，喂我，爱我，给我提供一个温暖干净的家，宠爱我，无微不至照顾我，。。。他们一定是上帝！！！
猫在想，嗨，这些和我住在一起的人，喂我，爱我，给我提供一个温暖干净的家，宠爱我，无微不至照顾我，。。。我一定是上帝。
The Difference Between Dogs And Cats
狗与猫的区别
Smart Thinking
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me...THEY MUST BE GODS!!!!!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me....I MUST BE A GOD.
