一、大家都说爱笑的女孩子运气不会太差，但是我告诉你们，爱笑的女孩子鱼尾纹都比较多。
Everyone says that girls who love to laugh have good luck, but I tell you, girls who love to laugh have more crows feet.
二、我也曾梦想要仗剑走天涯，可是因为太穷就取消了这个计划。
I also had a dream to fight the sword to go to the end of the world, but because too poor to cancel this plan.
三、依我看来众生皆苦，唯有我是甜甜的那个。
In my opinion, all human beings are suffering, but I am the one who is sweet.
四、悄悄地告诉你们，我有一个超能力哦，那就是我超可爱哒！
Quietly tell you, I have a super ability, oh, that is I super cute!
五、请你们不要紧张，毕竟我也不是什么好人。
please don be nervous, after all I am not a good person.
六、我觉得我真是太脆弱了，我简直就是一片薄薄小苏打饼干。
I think I really too fragile, I am simply a thin baking soda biscuit.
七、我觉得吧，夜长也未必梦多，但是那些想吃的东西肯定很多。
I think, night long may not dream much, but those who want to eat certainly a lot of things.
八、人生啊，要是一切的事情都能变得和长胖一样容易就好了。
Life, ah, if only everything could become as easy as getting fat.
九、欢迎来看，我超甜，超可爱，过得超好。
Welcome to see, I am super sweet, super cute, super good.
十、我只有一个愿望，那就是：吃好喝好，永保可爱。
I have only one wish, that is: eat good drink good, always keep lovely.
十一、人生啊，只有白白胖胖的，才能充满希望呀！
Life, only fat in vain, can be full of hope!
十二、遍地都是人，可是可爱的我只有一个呀！
There are people everywhere, but I have only one lovely ah!
十三、大家做人要是可以像海苔一样干脆就好了。
If you can be a human like seaweed just as good.
十四、我想把你这个冰块，变成我手里的冰激凌。
I want to put you this ice cube, into my hand ice cream.
十五、虽然我已见过星河，但是仍只爱你这一颗星。
Although I have seen the stars, but still love you this star.
十六、一切都会变得好起来的，你看那向日葵都开花了。
Everything will become better, you see the sunflower are in bloom.
十七、往后余生，老子决定扬起脑袋，谁也不爱。
In the rest of my life, I decided to raise my head, who does not love.
十八、我要每天开心，保持可爱，不许眼睛流那些小珍珠。
I want to be happy every day, keep lovely, do not allow the eyes flow those small pearls.
十九、这世界鲜有真正可爱的人，而我就是最可爱的那个之一。
There are few really lovely people in the world, but I am one of the most lovely.
二十、我真怕老了以后，跳广场舞都跳不过别人。
I really afraid of old, dance square dance but others.
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