生活中各类考试让人头痛，想碰碰运气，但总是得不到上天的眷顾，也只能通过自娱自乐的心态来放松下心情。
1、XX考试，你已经长大了，要学会自己考过了。
XX exam, you have grown up, to learn to pass by yourself.
2、考试考这么多年了，怎么不搞个活动吧，比如考四十送二十，过一科送一科。
After so many years of examination, why don you organize an activity? For example, if you get 20 out of 40, you will get one if you pass one course.
3、拿考试威胁学生的老师跟拿怀孕威胁男人的小三有什么区别。
Whats the difference between a teacher who threatens a student with an exam and a junior who threatens a man with pregnancy.
3、考试有人靠实力，有人靠视力，而我靠想象力。
Some people rely on strength, others rely on vision, and I rely on imagination.
4、考场风光，千里信飘，望考场内外，一片大好，交头接耳，欲与老师试比高， 时代骄子，考试作弊已出新招，俱往矣，数作弊高手，还看今朝。
Examination room scenery, thousands of miles of letter floating, look inside and outside the examination room, a good, whispering, want to test with the teacher, proud of the times, cheating in the examination has come up with new methods, all of the past, the number of cheating masters, still look at the present.
5、考试前，真想有个步步高打火机，拿着教材，哪里不会点哪里。
Before the exam, I really want to have a step-by-step lighter, with the textbook, where can light where.
6、问世间，考试为何物，直教人前仆后继。天南地北，昼夜不分，欢笑少，苦痛多。愿考完过后，狂歌痛饮，多少心事，付笑谈中。
Ask the world, what is the exam, straight teach people one after another. From all over the world, day and night, less laughter, more pain. Wish after the exam, crazy song, drink, how much worry, pay a laugh.
7、不是我们四肢发达，头脑简单，是考试太过复杂。
Its not that we have developed limbs and simple minds, but that examinations are too complicated.
8、春风吹，战鼓擂，再考一次谁怕谁。
Spring wind blowing, drum beating, who is afraid of whom again.
9、世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死，而是马上要考试了，被人在复习，你却在预习。
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. When someone is reviewing, you are preparing.
10、上午看的，下午忘；下午看的，晚上忘，看一门忘一门，忘完一门还有一门。
In the morning, I forget in the afternoon; in the afternoon, I forget in the evening. When I look at a door, I forget one door. After I forget one door, there is another.
（图片源自网络，侵权联删）
