马克吐温是美国著名的作家，他的《百万英镑》和《汤姆索亚历险记》应该有很网友看过，还有很多短篇小说出现在初高中的课文和试卷上。马克吐温的作品语言幽默，但是又特别有哲理和寓意，而且他经常会给读者一个意想不到的结局，所以，看马克吐温的作品其乐无穷又受益匪浅。马克吐温可以说是一位幽默的绅士，接下来，我们一起分享一下他的幽默睿智的名言吧。
1. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. 当真理还在穿鞋的时候，谎言就走遍了半个世界。（halfway，副词，半路，半途。）
2. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. 勇敢是克服恐惧，战胜恐惧，而不是没有恐惧。（resistance，名词，抵抗，抵制；mastery，名词，征服；absence，名词，缺席，不在。）
3.Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 不要到处说世界亏欠你，世界什么都不亏欠你的，它在你之前就已经在这儿了。（go around，到处，四处；own，动词，亏欠。）
4. Don part with your illusions, when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. 不要放弃你的幻想，当它们不存在的时候，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。（illusion，名词，幻想，幻象；cease，动词，停止。）
5.Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. 每个人都像一轮月亮，有一个从来不给任何人看的阴暗面。
6. Humor is tragedy plus time. 喜剧 = 悲剧 + 时间。（tragedy，名词，喜剧。）
7. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
如果你捡到了一只饥饿的狗，然后让它吃好喝好，它就不会去咬你。这就是狗和人的主要区别。（pick up，捡起，搜罗；prosperous，形容词，繁荣的、昌盛的、丰裕的；bite，动词，咬；principal，形容词，主要的、首要的。）
8.I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
在机会不再是一个机会之前，我从来没有发现它是一个机会。（be able to do sth，有能力做某事；opportunity，名词，机会；cease，动词，停止。）
9.Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
善良是一种耳聋者听得到、眼盲者看得见的语言。
10.Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. 远离那些尝试贬低你的野心的人吧。小人常这么做，但是真正伟大的人会让你觉得你自己也可以变得伟大。（keep away from，远离；belittle，动词，贬低；ambition，名词，野心、雄心壮志。）
11.Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. 如果我们可以一出生就80岁，然后一点点走向18岁，那么，生活将变得无比幸福。（infinitely，副词，无限地；gradually，副词，逐渐地；approach，动词，靠近、走向。）
12.There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. 世界上基本只有两种人。有所成就的人和声称自己有所成就的人。第一种人比较少。（basically，副词，基本上；accomplish，动词，完成、实现；claim，动词，声称；crowded，形容词，拥挤的。）
13. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. 从现在开始之后，更让你失望的不是你做过的事情，而是你没有做过的事情。所以，抛开帆脚索吧，从安全港驶离。在你的航行中去捕捉信风，去探索，去梦想，去发现！（disappointed，形容词，失望的；throw off，抛开、甩开、扔掉；bowline，名词，帆脚索；harbor，名词，港口；trade wind，信风。）
14. When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, its a sure sign you e getting old. 当你的朋友们吹捧你看起来有多么年轻的时候，那就是你变老的征兆。（flatter，动词，吹捧、奉承。）
15. What gets us into trouble is not what we don know. Its what we know for sure that just ain so. 让我们陷入困境的不是无知，而是我们的自以为是。
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